Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

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While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

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Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

They are listed above.

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

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Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

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Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

to the new staging areas (red area).

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Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

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I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

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Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

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Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

If women see themselves as free, dignified, human beings just as good as men, can Trump hang it up and just lose in a landslide at last? How can men who like and respect women help improve womens' self-esteem?

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

than the blue routes.

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

House members

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Tom McClintock of California

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Senate

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route